Review: The Land of ill Imagined

9/20/20253 min read

black and white typewriter on white table
black and white typewriter on white table

Review: The Land of the Ill-Imagined by Alexander Rob

Every reader has an idea of the kind of book they enjoy. We gravitate toward particular genres, character types, or themes that we know will resonate with us. Sometimes we even judge a book by its cover or, more importantly, by the blurb on the back. If it echoes something familiar — a beloved author, a favourite trope, or a tone we recognise — we’re more likely to take it home. Personally, if I pick up a book that feels unlike anything I’ve read before, I tend to hesitate, worrying that I won’t connect with it. I know I’ve probably missed out on some brilliant stories because of this mindset.

But when reviewing for places like EpicIndie, you can’t afford to stick to narrow preferences. Being a reviewer means stepping beyond comfort zones, embracing the unexpected, and giving unusual books the chance to surprise you. The Land of the Ill-Imagined by Alexander Rob falls firmly into that category — a book that doesn’t just step outside traditional fantasy, but completely redefines it.

This is not a story set in a familiar medieval-style kingdom or a well-worn magical realm. Instead, Rob has created a world unlike anything I’ve encountered before. The central concept is ingenious: the land is populated by Thoughtlings, half-formed ideas conjured in someone’s imagination but never brought fully to life on the page. These discarded fragments of creativity inhabit a landscape of pure invention, and they are as bizarre and varied as you might expect. We meet six-foot owls, dragon alarm clocks, an axe-wielding bunny, gelatinous guards, and even a man who bakes pastries out of meat. The sheer strangeness of it all is disorienting at first, yet it’s this very originality that makes the book impossible to put down.

The protagonist, Pyrus, is himself a newcomer to the land. Through his eyes, we as readers experience the wonder, absurdity, and occasional horror of this world. A particularly clever device is the guidebook Pyrus receives upon arrival. Each chapter opens with snippets from this text, which both grounds the reader and provides playful, often humorous context for the bizarre things that follow. It’s a technique that reminded me of footnotes in Pratchett or Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy — equal parts explanation and entertainment.

What struck me most, however, was the contrast to Rob’s earlier work. Having read and enjoyed There Will Be Thousands — a bleak, brutal tale of crime and punishment — I was astonished by the tonal shift here. Where that novel was grim and unflinching, The Land of the Ill-Imagined is surreal, quirky, and oddly charming despite its occasional disturbing moments. It demonstrates Rob’s versatility as a writer; he can move from dark psychological territory to whimsical invention without losing his command of prose or pacing.

The writing itself is deceptively simple — clear, fluid, and easy to read. Yet beneath the surface there is careful control: moments of wild, chaotic imagination are balanced with quieter beats of reflection, giving the reader space to process the sheer strangeness of what’s unfolding. The pacing is tight and purposeful, with every chapter adding new layers to the world and deepening our connection with Pyrus’s journey.

I understand that The Land of the Ill-Imagined has been accepted for publication and is scheduled for release in October 2025. It’s easy to see why it was picked up. This is a wonderfully strange, inventive, and confidently told tale, one that proves Alexander Rob is not afraid to take creative risks. For readers willing to step outside the boundaries of conventional fantasy, this book is a rare treat. Rob has shown already that he can write dark, morally complex fiction; here, he demonstrates that he can also weave whimsy, satire, and surrealism into a narrative that feels wholly fresh.

In short, The Land of the Ill-Imagined is weird, witty, unsettling, and absolutely worth reading